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    Zelda Wind Waker HD Wii U Bundle Doing Well On Amazon Canada

    By sickr September 8, 2013 502 Comments on Zelda Wind Waker HD Wii U Bundle Doing Well On Amazon Canada

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    The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD limited edition 32GB Wii U bundle is currently doing well on Amazon Canada. The special Zelda themed bundle is currently placed fourth on the best-sellers in computer and video games. The site says that the hardware package goes on sale on September 20th in Canada and retails for $299.99.

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    1. Bia says: September 8, 2013 at 10:18 pm

      And zelda fans will complain, as per usual.

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      1. Voice of Truth says: September 8, 2013 at 10:25 pm

        Well at least its not as bad as megaman fans, Capcom put out legends 1&2 and it didnt do well and now there’s tons of megaman fans who wants legend 3, so where were these fans when 1&2 came out? Why didnt these same fans supported 1&2? People money doesnt grow on trees you know.

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        1. fjdshkfd says: September 9, 2013 at 5:31 am

          You are exactly right, my fellow. Both games sold like shit. You don’t need to even stretch that much, recent games like Megaman Zero and ZX had poor ass sales. So whent he games were being released, even worse, the so called fans weren’t buying it and/or pirating the games.

          Now they all throw their money at mighty no.9 kickstarter trying to say “FUCK U CAPCOM FOR NOT GIVING US GAEMS LOL”… It’s pathetic.

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        2. Anonymous says: September 9, 2013 at 7:17 am

          what are you talking about? The same fans did support 1 and 2, which is the reason why a Legends 3 is wanted so badly.

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      2. Hopper2004 says: September 8, 2013 at 10:59 pm

        Why? The only reason for me (a Zelda fan) to complain is that I can’t afford it…

        Even though I already have a Wii U. :P

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        1. Bia says: September 8, 2013 at 11:08 pm

          i am just sick and tired of the retarded fan base, so i typed that. I used to be a zelda fan but after seeing the fan base going full retard mode after skyward sword was released, i just gave up. The legend of zelda is still my favorite video game series, but i will no longer call myself a zelda fan due to said reasons.

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        2. Hopper2004 says: September 8, 2013 at 11:48 pm

          Wait, what happened with Skyward Sword and the fans? I feel like if there are people complaining about stuff like that, their not the real fans. We are.

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        3. Just Some Random Joe says: September 8, 2013 at 11:55 pm

          They didn’t do it with just Skyward Sword. People complained that Twilight Princess was “too edgy”, Wind Waker was too kiddy, so on and so forth.

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        4. Hopper2004 says: September 9, 2013 at 12:26 am

          For me personally, I didn’t mind it being “edgy”, but I guess I could see people seeing it as a bad thing… Though I hate it when people say that Twilight Princess is the best because it’s “the most realistic”. Still a great game, though.

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        5. fjdshkfd says: September 9, 2013 at 5:33 am

          It’s the Zelda cycle. After the next game comes up, Skyward Sword will be praised a lot.

          By the way, the game was kind of a disappointment, I expected much more from it! Miyamoto said it would be 100 hours to complete, for fuck’s sake! They overhyped the game and it wasn’t THAT great, while still good.

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    2. Nintendofan64 says: September 8, 2013 at 10:19 pm

      Yay! Good news!

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    3. Emiliano Rojas Eng (@emirojaseng) says: September 8, 2013 at 10:19 pm

      NINTENDOOOM!!!

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      1. ミステリ (@MysteryCJGamer) says: September 8, 2013 at 11:09 pm

        Wii U MAD!?!?

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        1. Hopper2004 says: September 8, 2013 at 11:54 pm

          Oh, thats good…

          …gonna save that for later…

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    4. Rich says: September 8, 2013 at 10:21 pm

      I shouldve waited for this bundle -_-

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      1. ミステリ (@MysteryCJGamer) says: September 8, 2013 at 11:10 pm

        ME TOO!!!
        Now I have a black Wii U with not that many games… :/

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      2. Kaetsu says: September 9, 2013 at 1:56 am

        Same hahaha!

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    5. Playstation Nintendo Boy says: September 8, 2013 at 10:24 pm

      Should i get this bundle with resident evil or wait for a PS4? i can’t afford both :(

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      1. Anonymous says: September 8, 2013 at 10:26 pm

        I honestly couldn’t tell ya lol. They are both fucking amazing.

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      2. Anonymoose says: September 8, 2013 at 10:26 pm

        Get the Wii U Zelda Bundle.

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      3. Nintendofan64 says: September 8, 2013 at 10:27 pm

        Wii U bundle, you get two games and it’s cheaper.

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        1. Playstation Nintendo boy says: September 8, 2013 at 10:35 pm

          That’s true, okay thank you :) I also want a pro controller as well, i don’t like that Gamepad.

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        2. jtz says: September 8, 2013 at 10:56 pm

          Buy a Ubisoft game on Wii u first and then tell us you don’t like the GamePad. Ubisoft takes the GamePad that Nintendo never even dreamed of and it’s Nintendo’s hardware.

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        3. Playstation Nintendo boy says: September 8, 2013 at 11:08 pm

          I have small hands, it runs in my family. I saw one on display at gamestop and it was too big for me :/

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        4. Stranga says: September 9, 2013 at 12:00 am

          Yeah. Another thing Ubisoft is sorta good at is their hollywood acting level of optimism like Activision plus 180 BS like EA combined as their BS marketing ploy to fool suckers to buy their INTENTIONALLY gimped Slinter Cell Blacklist with half-assed multiplayer that doesn’t work and their pointlessly delayed Rayman Legends that “Wii U’s version selling more than others” still proved Ubisoft’s stupidity and arrogance of underestimating and screwing Wii U for nothing.

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        5. Stranga says: September 9, 2013 at 12:01 am

          *Splinter Cell

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        6. jtz says: September 9, 2013 at 1:15 am

          It’s not Ubisoft’s fault Zombi U was an exclusive to Wii U and was a flop they thought Rayman Legends would fail too. It’s dumb Nintendo’s fault by not bringing out real AAA tittles to a new console which was stupid. And Rayman Legends smokes NSMBU. Dumb Nintendo should have thought of something. All it is is NSMBW with off TV mode. Rayman Legends at leadt gets my moneies worth. An adventure game that really uses the GamePad. I’m also getting Splinter Cell!!! Ubisoft shpuld think about Hardware they would actually use it at launch. Nintendo wants to wait two years after launch to use hardware to it’s full potential. That’s stupid!!!

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        7. jtz says: September 9, 2013 at 1:18 am

          Also you should get mad at dumbtendo for not standing up as why Wii U loses features in 3rd party support. Dumbtendo could fight that but choose not to. Hell dumbtendo has to give up revenue to Nemco for next SSB yet Wii U want get Soul Caliber. That’s Dumbtendo for you.

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        8. Anonymous says: September 9, 2013 at 8:14 am

          Are you mentally handicapped?

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        9. Kehool says: September 9, 2013 at 3:22 pm

          you do realize that using phrases such as “dumbtendo” automatically reduces what little credibility you have left on this site to an absolute zero?

          well you probably don’t.. i guess that’s the problem

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        10. Hopper2004 says: September 9, 2013 at 12:46 am

          Ever played Rayman Legends? Worth the wait.

          It bugs me when people complain about delayed/delaying games… Would you rather wait for a perfect game, or instantly get a buggy-game that plays like crap?

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        11. hardin25 says: September 9, 2013 at 2:04 am

          The game was ready for release. it was delayed so it can go multiplat.

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        12. Voice of Reason says: September 9, 2013 at 3:34 am

          Who cares now? It is not being sold very well on the other console and if it flops they can’t blame the wiiu only. I will be buying it when I get my wiiu same with splinter cell ac4 and watch dog’s and if they flop at least I have my games.

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        13. Hopper2004 says: September 9, 2013 at 3:41 am

          Agreed. Rayman Legends a game where you CAN’T not have it if you have a Wii U.

          The only reason for not having it is because of Money.

          I really can’t think of any other reasons people might not buy it :P

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        14. Gabriel says: September 9, 2013 at 4:37 am

          Well, i wont have it, cuz i plan to buy only one 2d style game, and between rayman and donkey kong, im obviously picking up DK

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        15. Hopper2004 says: September 9, 2013 at 5:33 am

          @Gabriel, yeah, but that could be considered “not having enough money”.

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        16. Fuzzword says: September 9, 2013 at 4:32 am

          I have to agree on JTZ’s comment. Ubi right now is showcasing the gamepad more than Nintendo. Zombi U (uses gamepad in so many ways-scanning, inventory, unlocking dors) and Splinter Cell Blacklist (awesome for switching weapons, marking enemies,etc.) is awesome with the gamepad. I haven’t played Rayman yet though. Arkahm City fro Warner bros was ok as well.

          The gamepad is one of my favorite from all the controllers that I used because it has all the buttons of the other controllers, you can use it for off tv, assymetric gameplay, avoiding split screen on tv for local multiplayer and as a tablet-like browser for the internet.

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      4. Anubis says: September 8, 2013 at 10:28 pm

        Is that a trick question? Of course you should wait for a PS4.

        No seriously get this bundle.

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        1. Playstation Nintendo boy says: September 8, 2013 at 10:36 pm

          Okay thanks!

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      5. Tehrealbill says: September 8, 2013 at 10:28 pm

        Can’t pick either since they’re both awesome bundles. ^^;

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        1. Playstation Nintendo boy says: September 8, 2013 at 10:48 pm

          I know right!!! This is one of those moments where you wish you were rich. Whoever is getting both a Wii U and a PS4 will be in gaming heaven this christmas.

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      6. Voice of Truth says: September 8, 2013 at 10:28 pm

        As of now, buy a ps4 not enough AAA titles to buy a wiiu IMO..

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        1. jtz says: September 8, 2013 at 10:58 pm

          If you buy a Wii U buy a Ubisoft game. If you buy NSMBU, your gamepad’s pointless. Only Ubisoft brings out the GamePad’s true potential!!!

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        2. Stranga says: September 9, 2013 at 12:28 am

          Right and gimping Blacklist, delaying Rayman and not offer any other better games like The Crew is their way of saying thank you to Wii U fans for blindly supporting their “Nintendo-optimistic” BS.

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        3. jtz says: September 9, 2013 at 1:09 am

          Will go ahead don’t buy an Ubisoft tittle. All that’s going to do is decrease what little 3RD party support Wii U has now. If Nintendo brought out some adventure games that really uses the GamePad instead off lack online Nintendo Land, Raymand Legends would have remained an exclusive. Nintendo fans need to blame Nintendo not Ubisoft. After all it was Nintendo who thought 2009 would never come during Wii U’s development.

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      7. Voice of Reason says: September 8, 2013 at 10:29 pm

        What ever the heck you want. Is your money after all.

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      8. Voice of Reason says: September 8, 2013 at 10:30 pm

        Has long that is not a Xbox one… hahaha.

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        1. Playstation Nintendo boy says: September 8, 2013 at 10:33 pm

          Yea i only roll with Nintendo and Sony.

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        2. Voice of Reason says: September 8, 2013 at 10:37 pm

          Plan on doing that too myself. I when 360 this gen and while the games where good I feel scammed everytime I bough a game that have online modes.

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        3. Stranga says: September 9, 2013 at 12:25 am

          If Sony would stop pretending to be Nintendo by knocking off their innovations/games Smash Bros., Wii Remote and do their own things intelligently (not PS3’s way again), I would join them too. $400 PS4 is tempting but I see nothing exciting for me yet when it comes to games. Infamous is PS4’s best and only original shot they got plus Killzone. And no, Call of Duty on anything doesn’t count for shit.

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        4. Gabriel says: September 9, 2013 at 8:11 am

          Well it depends on what you like, PS4 is a beast console, but Nintendo AAA games are the best ones, if i were you i would consider a Wii U because the Zelda Wii U upcoming 2014-2015 is going to be the most expensive game on all the history of nintendo, it’s coming big.

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      9. afroninja720 says: September 8, 2013 at 11:08 pm

        as reggie said ps4 lineup… meh

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        1. Stranga says: September 9, 2013 at 12:21 am

          In general, all new gen console’s launches are meh to me no matter the platform. Everyone including companies is utterly brainwashed and shoving the whole “Powerful specs and fancy graphics makes the typical FPS-saturated games fun” notion so far up their asses so badly that the old ways which were the golden age of real video games and fun of them are completely overshadowed and dead by blind greed and ignorance.

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        2. Nin10jo says: September 9, 2013 at 4:05 am

          It was always about specs, if you think about it.

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      10. ミステリ (@MysteryCJGamer) says: September 8, 2013 at 11:12 pm

        PS4 is just a PS3 with more power no good exclusives and all it’s most anticipated games are coming out on current gen.

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        1. blerp2 says: September 9, 2013 at 4:43 am

          inFAMOUS: Second Son isn’t current gen dude.

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      11. phillyphever says: September 8, 2013 at 11:32 pm

        Wait on the PS4. At least until Second Son comes out.

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        1. Anonymous says: September 9, 2013 at 8:46 am

          meh

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    6. Snstar2006 says: September 8, 2013 at 10:27 pm

      I waited for this one, and I have preordered one! Yeah!

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    7. Voice of Reason says: September 8, 2013 at 10:28 pm

      And Xbox one is nowhere to be found.

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      1. Stranga says: September 9, 2013 at 12:16 am

        Xbox “Done” has been nothing since Microfail dare show its face with that DRM BS plus bundling that pathetic & unwanted Kinect that sickos at NSA will be glad to secretly use to pry on people raging online at COD or breaking their beds at night if you know what I mean.

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    8. GameINation says: September 8, 2013 at 10:29 pm

      And so it begins

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    9. iceazeama says: September 8, 2013 at 10:29 pm

      of course it is. its a better price with a good bundle. dduuurrrr.

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      1. Voice of Truth says: September 8, 2013 at 10:31 pm

        No need to be a douche about it..

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        1. iceazeama says: September 8, 2013 at 10:37 pm

          no douchebags play cod while wearing monster hats.

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        2. Voice of Truth says: September 8, 2013 at 10:40 pm

          Fair enough..

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        3. iceazeama says: September 8, 2013 at 10:45 pm

          bbeeeeaaasssssstt!!!!! bbeeeeeaaaaaaasssstt!!!!!!

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        4. Pinwheel says: September 8, 2013 at 10:55 pm

          You were awfully raised, weren’t you?

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        5. iceazeama says: September 8, 2013 at 10:58 pm

          no, i didnt grow up playing cod and wearing monster hats.

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    10. Tyler says: September 8, 2013 at 10:37 pm

      We might actually get to see some good sales finally. Yay!

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      1. iceazeama says: September 8, 2013 at 10:44 pm

        yeah but the most important thing is for that casual shit to fall on its feet, that means wii fit u has to flop in sales, same with wii party. that is the road of recovery for nintendo. if those flop, they wont ever go to make that shit again, and rely on the core. the wii u will be the gamecube instead of the wii.

        thats what im hoping for. a system for the fans, the wii was not a system for the fans it was all for the casual market because thats where the money was.

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        1. Anubis says: September 8, 2013 at 10:50 pm

          Nintendo is trying to replicate on what they did with the DS and Wii.

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        2. Tyler says: September 8, 2013 at 11:34 pm

          Personally I liked the Wii. It had nearly all of my favorite Virtual Console games available and had plenty of great Nintendo titles for me to play. Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Metroid Prime 3 Corruption, Metroid: Other M (yes I enjoyed it for the most part), Donkey Kong Country Returns, Kirby’s Epic Yarn, Kirby’s Return To Dreamland, The Last Story, Xenoblade Chronicles, Pandora’s Tower, Monster Hunter 3 Tri, Arc Rise Fantasia, Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of a new World, Dragon Quest The Masked Queen and the Tower of Mirrors, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time, Red Steel 2, Dead Space Extraction, Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn, New Super Mario Bros. Wii (it’s fun if you go for 100% completion), Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Reflex Edition, Madworld, No More Heroes, No More Heroes 2, House of the Dead: Overkill, Sonic Colors, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Sonic and the Black Knight, The Conduit (and kind of the sequel…..it was okay), Pokemon Rumble, Mega Man 9, Mega Man 10, Retro City Rampage, Excite Truck, Mario Kart Wii, Zac and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros’ Treasure, Okami (a remake but still good), Nights:Journey Into Dreams, Punch Out!! Wii, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, Murumasa: The Demon Blade, and I’m sure there is much more I am forgetting but that is all I can think of right now.

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        3. Shogun says: September 9, 2013 at 3:17 am

          Wow! What a list! And still there are people that say “Wii has no games” or “The Wii is for Kids”. I also enjoyed a lot Silent Hill Shattered Memories and Cursed Mountain. Not forgetting the best version of Resident Evil 4 (with the Wiimote). Also Call of Duty Black Ops and World at War (the best way of playing FPS is with the Wii controls).

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        4. Voice of Reason says: September 9, 2013 at 3:36 am

          Don’t forget bully and the great manhunt 2.

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        5. Tyler says: September 9, 2013 at 3:58 am

          Ah yes. I need to pick up those games especially Bully:Scholarship Edition. It’s hard to believe Rockstar actually had games on Wii but it’s true……even if they are PS2 ports.

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        6. Shogun says: September 9, 2013 at 4:12 am

          Good ones!

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        7. Tyler says: September 9, 2013 at 3:56 am

          Yeah I have over 60 Wii games not including the Wiiware and Virtual Console games. People that say that the Wii had no games are ignorant. I still have to pick up Silent Hill: Shattered Memories and Cursed Mountain as well as Black Ops and World at War. Would you recommend them?

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        8. Shogun says: September 9, 2013 at 4:11 am

          I don’t have that much Wii games, but I have some good ones of your list. Yes, I recommend those games, I personally liked them. I also liked Medal of Honor: Heroes and House of the Dead 2 and 3 Returns (Every time I think I remember another game).

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        9. Tyler says: September 9, 2013 at 4:22 am

          Yeah House of the Dead 2&3 Returns is an excellent game!

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      2. Anubis says: September 8, 2013 at 10:44 pm

        Hopefully it can stay like that.

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    11. U says: September 8, 2013 at 10:41 pm

      Wait, Wind Waker….HD? Does that mean Nintendo has released an hd capable console? Cool, I’m gonna preorder that now!

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      1. Kehool says: September 8, 2013 at 11:21 pm

        either you’ve been living under a rock or this is a very bad troll attempt… either way.. for shame!

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        1. U says: September 8, 2013 at 11:25 pm

          I am not trolling, I just think something like this at launch would have been a good idea. A flagship title with hd in the name, implying this console is not the Wii addon, but a new, hd capable console.

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        2. Stranga says: September 9, 2013 at 12:02 am

          Yup. You’re a dumb troll.

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        3. Kehool says: September 9, 2013 at 12:24 am

          or implying that it’s just an HD remake for the wii

          concerning games HD doesn’t automatically imply high resolutions.. even adding higher resolution textures to a game can mean it’s now “HD”

          it’s not like nintendo hasn’t been mentioning that the wii u is capable of HD resolutions

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    12. Braulio500 says: September 8, 2013 at 10:48 pm

      FREE HYRULE HISTORIA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

      GGGGGGGGGGGGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…


      I… I shall consume…
      Consume… Consume everthing…

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      1. Sakuraimoar says: September 8, 2013 at 11:09 pm

        I know, I’d pay them more NOT to include that contrived piece of drivel.

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    13. elijoej says: September 8, 2013 at 10:49 pm

      Hey guys! I’m a bit confused about the first person mode on this game. I know that they improved the bow and arrow, but is their a way to play the whole game in first person? Thanks!

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      1. Anonymoose says: September 8, 2013 at 10:57 pm

        I’m pretty sure it’s possible to play the whole game in first-person view.

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      2. SortableShelf19 says: September 8, 2013 at 11:07 pm

        Yes, you can now play through the game in a first person perspective, and you will have full movement while playing in this mode as well. Hope that helped.

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        1. elijoej says: September 8, 2013 at 11:31 pm

          Thanks!

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        2. SortableShelf19 says: September 8, 2013 at 11:44 pm

          No problem. =)

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    14. monsterhunterpro says: September 8, 2013 at 10:53 pm

      Hopefully this keeps up. Not to be a downer but remember after the Xbone announcement when the Wii U raised 875% on Amazon and everyone flipped out saying Wii U was saved? Now look where we are. Am I saying this wont keep up? No. Iam I sayng it’s possibly it won’t? Checkaroony! (added an Earthbound reference to prove I’m a fan b4 every1 flips on me)

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      1. Voice of Reason says: September 8, 2013 at 11:03 pm

        The difference back then was that the Xbox one was a consumer raper and even with out games it has a good sales now the games are coming.

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      Shifu : Thrice.

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      Po : [ checking to make sure Shifu is okay after his fight with Tai Lung ] Master! Shifu! Shifu, are you okay?

      Shifu : [ coughs ] Po. You're alive!... Or we're both dead.

      Po : No, Master I didn't die. I defeated Tai Lung!

      Shifu : You did?

      [ Po nods and smiles ]

      Shifu : Wow. It is as Oogway foretold, you are the Dragon Warrior. You have brought peace to this valley and... and to me. Thank you, thank you Po. Thank you, thank you.

      [ slowly lays his head back down, seemingly dead ]

      Po : No! No no no, don't die, Shifu please!

      Shifu : I'm not dying, you idiot!

      [ he catches himself ]

      Shifu : Ah, Dragon Warrior. I am simply at peace.

      [ lays down and folds his hands together, smiling ]

      Shifu : Finally.

      Po : Ooh, so um, I should... stop talking?

      Shifu : If you can.

      [ Po lies down next to Shifu; long pause, then ]

      Po : Wanna get something to eat?

      Shifu : [ sighs ] ... Yeah.

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      Shifu : [ intercepting Po, who is fleeing the temple after learning he has to face Tai Lung soon ] You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits!

      Po : Watch me!

      [ tries to run around Shifu ]

      Po : Come on! How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung? I can't even beat you to the stairs!

      Shifu : You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior!

      [ pokes Po in his stomach ]

      Po : You don't believe that!

      [ Shifu swipes at his hand with Oogway's stick ]

      Po : You never believed that! From the first moment I got here, you've been trying to get rid of me!

      [ Shifu knocks him to the ground ]

      Shifu : Yes! I was! But now I ask you to trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine.

      Po : You're not my master. And I'm not the Dragon Warrior.

      Shifu : Then why didn't you quit? You knew I was trying to get rid of you, yet you stayed!

      Po : Yeah, I stayed. I stayed, because every time you threw a brick at my head, or said I smelled, it *hurt*; but it could never hurt more than every day of my life just being *me*! I *stayed* because I thought, if anyone can change me, can make me... *not* me, it was you! The greatest kung fu teacher in all of China!

      Shifu : But I can change you! I *can* turn you into the Dragon Warrior! And I will!

      Po : Come on! Tai Lung is on his way here right now! And even if it takes him a hundred years to get here, how are *you* gonna change *this* into the Dragon Warrior? Huh? How? How? How!

      Shifu : I don't know!

      [ sighs ]

      Shifu : I don't know.

      Po : [ sighs ] That's what I thought.

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      [ Po slurps up noodles, one ends up draped on his nose like Shifu's mustaches. Everyone starts chuckling ]

      Po : What?

      Mantis : Oh, nothing... Master Shifu.

      Po : Oh, yeah, yeah.

      [ imitating Shifu ]

      Po : You will never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose 500 pounds, and brush your teeth!

      [ everyone except Tigress laughs ]

      Po : What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and maybe someday, you will have ears like mine.

      [ he holds two bowls over his head to look like Shifu's ears ]

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      Po : He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

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      [ first lines ]

      Po : Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

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      Tai Lung : [ exhausted after fighting Po ] You... can't defeat me! You... you're just a big... fat... panda!

      [ He throws a weak punch, Po catches his hand by the finger ]

      Po : I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda.

      [ he raises his pinkie ]

      Tai Lung : [ gasps ] The Wuxi finger hold!

      Po : Oh, you know this hold.

      Tai Lung : You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that!

      Po : Nope. I figured it out. Skidoosh.

      [ he flexes his pinkie and a golden shockwave ripples out over the valley ]

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      Tai Lung : The Wuxi finger hold!

      Po : Oh, you know this hold?

      Tai Lung : You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.

      Po : Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

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      Tigress : Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.

      [ Po makes a sudden funny face ]

      Tigress : Oh that is it!

      [ she lunges at Po ]

      Mantis : Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!

      [ Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back ]

      Mantis : And may... have also stopped his heart.

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      Tai Lung : Who are you?

      Po : Buddy, I... am the Dragon Warrior!

      [ bows over, panting from the stairs ]

      Tai Lung : [ incredulous ] You?

      [ laughs ]

      Tai Lung : He's a panda! You're a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?

      Po : Don't tempt me.

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      Tigress : One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.

      Crane : Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.

      Monkey : Or even see his toes.

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      Tigress : [ seeing Po bounce down the palace steps ] If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.

      Monkey : But, he will.

      Viper : He's not gonna quit, is he?

      Mantis : He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

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      Po : Skadoosh!

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      Po : There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

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      [ after completing his training ]

      Shifu : You have done well, Panda.

      Po : Done well? Done well? Ha, I've done awesome!

      [ Elbows Shifu ]

      Shifu : The sign of a true hero is humility. But, yes, you have done...

      [ elbows Po, causing him to stagger ]

      Shifu : ... awesome.

      [ They laugh ]

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      Shifu : Let us begin.

      Po : What? Well, uh, I don't know if I can do *all* those moves...

      Shifu : [ chuckles ] Well, we'll never know unless we try, will we?

      Po : Well, maybe we could start out with something more at, you know, my level.

      Shifu : And what level is that?

      Po : Uh, well, I'm not a master but, let's just say zero, level zero.

      Shifu : [ chuckles ] There is no such thing as level zero.

      Po : Well, what about that?

      [ He indicates a small dummy ]

      Shifu : That? We use that for training children, and for propping the door open when it's hot. But, if you insist...

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      Shifu : When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate... you stink.

      [ Po frowns ]

      Shifu : But perhaps that is my fault. I cannot train you the way I have trained the Five. I now see that the way to get through to you, is with this.

      [ pulls out a bowl of dumplings ]

      Po : Oh great, 'cause I'm *hungry*!

      Shifu : [ laughs and pulls the bowl away ] Good. When you have been trained, you may eat.

      [ He eats a dumpling ]

      Shifu : Let us begin.

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      [ Tai-Lung's nerve strikes are only tickling Po ]

      Po : [ laughing ] Stop! I'm gonna pee!

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      Oogway : There are no accidents.

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      Tigress : It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.

      Po : I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. Gonna take a lot more than dew, and universe... juice.

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      Po : The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!

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      Shifu : [ sitting down to eat ] After you, Panda.

      Po : What? Just like that? No sit-ups? No ten-mile hike?

      Shifu : I vowed to train you, and you have been trained. You are free to eat.

      [ Po sits and picks up his chopsticks ]

      Shifu : Enjoy.

      [ Po lifts a dumpling to his mouth, but it is snatched away ]

      Po : Hey!

      Shifu : I said, you are free to eat. Have a dumpling.

      [ Po tries another dumpling, it is snatched away again ]

      Shifu : You are free. To eat.

      Po : Am I?

      Shifu : ARE you?

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      Tai Lung : Finally... oh, yes... at last, the power of the Dragon Scroll is *mine*...

      [ He opens the scroll - and stares at it ]

      Tai Lung : It's nothing!

      Po : It's okay. I didn't get it the first time either.

      Tai Lung : What?

      Po : There *is* no secret ingredient. It's just you.

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      Oogway : My time has come.

      [ hands his staff to Shifu ]

      Shifu : What? What are you...?

      Oogway : You must now continue your journey without me.

      Shifu : No! WAIT! Master! You can't leave me!

      Oogway : You must believe...

      Shifu : MASTER!

      [ in a haze of peach blossoms, Oogway ascends to the heavens ]

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      Po : Hey, guys...

      Tigress : [ bowing low before Po ] Master.

      [ the rest of the Five follow suit ]

      Po : Master?... Master Shifu!

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      Viper : Are you ready?

      Po : I was born read...

      [ Viper attacks, Po is flung and lands on his head ]

      Viper : I'm sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready.

      Po : That was awesome! Let's go again!

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      Shifu : But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior?

      Oogway : I don't know.

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      Shifu : Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.

      Tigress : The panda?

      Shifu : Yes, the panda!

      Tigress : Master, please!

      [ pushes chair out ]

      Tigress : Let us stop Tai Lung, this is what you've trained us for!

      Shifu : No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his!

      [ points at Po, then realizes he's not there ]

      Shifu : Where'd he go?

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      Oogway : [ walking towards Po ] Ah! I see that you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!

      Po : [ Po turns around with a lot of peaches stuffed in his mouth ] Is that what this is? I'm so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree!

      Oogway : I understand. You eat when you are upset.

      Po : Upset? I'm not upset. Why, what makes you think I'm upset?

      Oogway : So why *are* you upset?

      Po : [ sighs ] I probably sucked more today than anybody in the history of kung fu. In the history of China. In the history of sucking!

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      Po : [ looking around at the historical artifacts in the palace ] Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting!

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      [ after hiking up into the mountains, Shifu and Po stop at a pool of water ]

      Po : [ panting ] You... dragged me all the way up here... for a bath?

      [ he scoops up some water ]

      Shifu : Panda, we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears.

      Po : The Pool of-?

      [ he quickly shakes the water off his paw ]

      Shifu : This is where Oogway unraveled the mysteries of harmony and focus. This... is the birthplace of kung fu.

      [ cut to a vision of the yinyang and young Oogway mastering kung fu ]

      Shifu : [ leaping to the top of a rock ] Do you want to learn kung fu?

      Po : Yeah!

      Shifu : Then I *am* your master!

      Po : [ sniffling ] Okay!

      Shifu : Don't cry.

      Po : [ wiping his nose ] Okay.

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      [ Po gazes upon the Dragon Scroll and screams... ]

      Po : It's blank!

      Shifu : What?

      Po : Here, look!

      [ Po holds out the scroll ]

      Shifu : No, I am forbidden to look upon...

      [ Sifu grabs the Scroll and looks for himself ]

      Shifu : Blank!... I don't, I don't understand...

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      Po : [ serving a noodle bowl to a customer into which he accidentally pitched a throwing star ] Careful, that soup is... sharp!

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      Po : [ breathing heavily ] I know you're trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ey, but could you at least tell me where we're going?

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      Po : [ dazed ] What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

      Oogway : How interesting.

      Tigress : Master, are you pointing at... me?

      Oogway : Him.

      Po : Who?

      [ Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him ]

      Oogway : You.

      Po : What?

      Oogway : [ Raising Po's arm with his stick ] The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

      Po : What?

      Tigress ,  Crane ,  Monkey ,  Mantis ,  Viper : What?

      Shifu : WHAT?

      Mr. Ping : WHAT?

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      Tigress : You don't belong here.

      Po : Right, I know. This is your room.

      Tigress : No, I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning.

      [ Closes door ]

      Po : [ after awkward pause ] Big fan.

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      Shifu : Master! I have... it's very bad news!

      Oogway : Ah, Shifu. There is just news. There is no good or bad.

      Shifu : Master, your vision. Your vision was right! Tai-Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!

      [ pause ]

      Oogway : That IS bad news.

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      Tai Lung : [ attacking Shifu ] Everything I did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are Shifu! Tell me! TELL ME!

      [ he knocks Shifu to the ground ]

      Shifu : [ quiet and sad ] I have always been proud of you. From the first moment I've been... proud of you. And it was my pride that blinded me. I loved you too much to see what you were becoming. What I... was turning you into. I'm s... I'm sorry.

      [ long pause, then Tai Lung growls and seizes Shifu by the throat ]

      Tai Lung : I don't want your apology! I want my scroll!

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      Gang Boss : I see you like to chew. Perhaps you should chew... on my fist!

      [ smashes fist on table ]

      Po : [ voice-over ] The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed...

      [ swallows ]

      Po : ...and then he spoke! "Enough talk, let's fight!"

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      Po : They're five MASTERS! I'm just one me!

      Shifu : But you will have the one thing no one else has!

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      Mr. Ping : That's my boy! That beautiful kung-fu warrior is my son!

      Po : Thanks, Dad.

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      Tai Lung : I have come home, master.

      Shifu : This is no longer your home, and I am no longer your master!

      Tai Lung : Oh, yes. You have a new favorite. So where is this Po?

      [ chuckles ]

      Tai Lung : Did I scare him off?

      Shifu : This battle is between you and me.

      Tai Lung : So, that is how it's going to be.

      Shifu : That is how it MUST be.

      [ Tai Lung attacks ]

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      Shifu : [ after watching Po getting beat up by the obstacle course ] There is now a level zero.

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      Monkey : [ after the Furious Five bowed to Po in his dream ] We should hang out.

      Po : Agreed.

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      Mr. Ping : Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?

      Po : Yeah. What else would I be dreaming about?

      [ hands a customer a bowl of soup with a throwing star in it ]

      Po : Oh, careful, that soup is... sharp.

      Mr. Ping : Oh, happy day! My son finally having the noodle dream! This is a sign, Po!

      Po : Uh, a sign of what?

      Mr. Ping : You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father, who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong!

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      Tai Lung : [ growls ] I rotted in jail for 20 years because of YOUR weakness!

      Shifu : Obeying your master is not weakness!

      Tai Lung : You knew I was the Dragon Warrior! You always knew! But when Oogway said otherwise, what did you do? What did you do? NOTHING!

      Shifu : You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior! That was not my fault!

      Tai Lung : Not your fault? Who filled my head with dreams? Who drove me to train until my bones cracked? Who denied me my destiny?

      Shifu : It was never my decision to make!

      [ gazes at Oogway's shrine and picks up his staff ]

      Tai Lung : It is *now*. Give me the Scroll!

      Shifu : I would rather die!

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      [ watching Po get massacred by the training hall's obstacle course ]

      Shifu : This'll be easier than I thought.

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      Tai Lung : Where's the Dragon Warrior?

      Tigress : How do you know you're not looking at her?

      Tai Lung : [ laughs ] You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you! I heard how he fell from the sky on a ball of fire. That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen!

      Monkey : Po?

      Tai Lung : So that is his name. Po. At last, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

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      Oogway : Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

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      Mr. Ping : We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.

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      Po : Ow! I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel *better*!

      Mantis : Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...

      Po : Fat?

      Mantis : Fur! I was gonna say fur.

      Po : Sure you were.

      Mantis : Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size, I mean, look at me!

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      Po : I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.

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      Shifu : Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet!

      Po : I know!

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      Po : No! The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors; said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army!

      Po : [ whispering to the urn ] Hello?

      Shifu : [ from behind Po ] Have you finished sight-seeing?

      Po : [ stunned, thinking the voice had come from the urn ] Oh, sorry! I should've come to see you first!

      Shifu : My patience is wearing thin.

      Po : Oh. Well, I mean it's not like you were going anywhere.

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      Po : But dad, didn't you ever, I don't know, want to do something else? Something besides noodles?

      Mr. Ping : Actually, when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.

      Po : So why didn't you?

      Mr. Ping : Oh, because it was a stupid dream! Can you imagine *me* making tofu?

      [ laughs airily ]

      Mr. Ping : No! We all have our place in this world. Mine is here, and yours is...

      Po : I know. Here.

      Mr. Ping : [ throws Po bowls of soup to catch ] No, it's at tables two, five, seven and twelve. Service with a smile!

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      Crane : Look, you don't belong here.

      Po : Yeah. Yeah. I know. It's just... All my life I have dreamed of...

      Crane : I mean you don't belong here, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane.

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      [ after his defeat by Tai Lung, Master Monkey hits Po ]

      Monkey : He's too fast... Sorry, Po!

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      Po : Do you really think I'm ready?

      Shifu : You are... Po.

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      [ last lines ]

      Po : You wanna get something to eat?

      Shifu : [ sighing ] ... Yeah.

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      Tai Lung : Shifu taught you well.

      [ disables Monkey with a nerve strike ]

      Tai Lung : But he didn't teach you everything.

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      Viper : [ as they're fighting Tai Lung on a rope bridge ] Monkey!

      Mantis : Go!

      [ Monkey gives the rope to Mantis and charges into battle ]

      Mantis : What was I thinking?

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      Tai Lung : [ to Zeng ] I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I'd been forgotten...

      [ grabs Zeng's throat ]

      Tai Lung : Go and tell Shifu that the REAL Dragon Warrior is coming home!

      [ throws him into the sky ]

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      Zeng : [ watching Tai-Lung break out of his prison restraints ] We're dead. So very, very dead.

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      Po : [ after being hit in the crotch ] Oh! My tenders!

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      Po : [ standing before a training dummy ] Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! You never seen *Bear* style!

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      Po : [ after a long battle against Master Shifu, he allows Po to eat. Po tosses away the dumpling ] I'm not hungry... Master.

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      Shifu : Well done, students... *if* you were trying to disappoint me.

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      Tai Lung : [ as Po scrambles up a wall after the Dragon Scroll ] The Scroll has given him power! NOOO!

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      [ Tai Lung, after evading all the prison's deathtraps, leaps to the last one, a cluster of dynamite, and pulls it free ]

      Zeng : Can we run now?

      Commander Vachir : [ quavering ] Yes.

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      Po : Yeah, ha-ha-ha!

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      Shifu : You are not the Dragon Warrior! You will never be the Dragon Warrior until you learn the secret of the Dragon Scroll!

      Po : [ looking up at the scroll ] Oh. So, how does this work, do you have a ladder or a trampoline or something?

      Shifu : You think it's that easy, that I'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power? No! One must first master the very highest level of kung fu, and that is clearly impossible when that one is someone like you!

      Po : Someone like me?

      Shifu : Yes! Look at you!

      [ whacking him ]

      Shifu : This fat butt! Flabby arms!

      Po : Ow! Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.

      Shifu : This ridiculous belly!

      Po : Hey!

      Shifu : And your utter disregard for personal hygiene!

      Po : Now wait a minute, that's a little uncalled for!

      Shifu : Don't stand that close, I can smell your breath!

      Po : Listen, Oogway said that I was...

      [ Shifu grabs his finger ]

      Po : The Wuxi finger hold! No, not the Wuxi finger hold!

      Shifu : Oh-hoho, you know this hold.

      Po : Developed by Master Wuxi in the third dynasty, yes!

      Shifu : Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky...

      Po : [ gasps ] No no no no!

      Shifu : You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part... is cleaning up afterwards.

      Po : Okay, okay take it easy...

      Shifu : Now listen closely, panda. Oogway may have picked you, but when I'm through, I promise you, you're going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear?

      Po : Oh, yeah! We're clear, we're clear, we're so clear!

      Shifu : [ chuckling ] Good. I can't wait to get started.

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      Commander Vachir : Hey, tough guy! Did you hear? Oogway is about to give someone the Dragon Scroll, and it's not gonna be you.

      Zeng : What are you doing? Don't make him mad!

      Commander Vachir : What's he gonna do? I've got him completely immobilized.

      [ Stomps on Tai Lung's tail; he doesn't even flinch ]

      Commander Vachir : Oh, did I step on the widdle kitty's tail? Aw.

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      Zeng : Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu!

      Commander Vachir : You're not going anywhere, and neither is he!

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